Get Served: Kellylynn Marcus of Porter House
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Kellylynn Marcus of Porter House in White Plains Kellylynn Marcus of Porter House in White Plains Kellylynn Marcus of Porter House in White Plains Kellylynn Marcus of Porter House in White Plains

As much love as there is for women of the Hudson Valley, there are plenty of patrons of Porter House patrons who wish they all could be California Girls — or at least more like Kellylynn Marcus.

But before you make a move, guys, she's very taken. If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it — before her husband did!

Now living in Westchester, the pint-sized, 23-year-old cutie is pursuing her master's degree so that one day she can counsel children. In the meantime, she's keeping the popular White Plains pub entertained with her gleaming smile, infectious laugh and upbeat personality.

What's the funniest thing that's ever happened at the bar?
When (fellow Porter House bartenders) Matt Taylor and Jeffrey Girsch thought they should enter the Hottest Bartender Contest. 

Have you ever gone home with a customer?
Yes, but not from this bar.

Which celebrity would you most love to serve and what would you serve him/her?
Justin Timberlake. I'd serve him his own line of Tequila.

What does somebody have to do to get a free drink around here?
Tell a joke and be funny!

What drink will have you calling a cab home?
Long Island Iced Tea or a beer. It doesn't take much.

What's the worst pick-up line you've ever heard?
"You're the hottest girl at the bar." Really? Oh, and, "Are you old enough to drink?"

What's the largest cash tip you've ever gotten?
It wasn't cash, but I got $2,300 once on a credit card. They basically filled the place up.

What alcohol will you absolutely not drink?
Liquor.

What made you become a bartender?
It's good money.

Do you have any other jobs, aside from bartending?
I'm also a waitress here and a student.

Do you go to any other bars?
Yes, James Joyce and Brazen (Fox).

Is there a drink that makes you cringe when it's order?
Long Island Iced Tea. It's disgusting!

Have you ever had any ridiculous or insane customers?
There's so many! There's this one guy — everything he talks about always comes back to an orgy.

What’s your secret to curing a hangover?
I don't get hangovers. Not yet, anyway.

What's the worst fake ID you've ever seen?
I don't really see fake IDs. The bouncers here do a really good job.

What's one thing that people would be surprised to know about you?
I was supposed to be an Ernie because (my parents were expecting me) to be a boy when I was born.

Do you have a signature drink?
The Kellylynn Sin.

Relationship status?
Married.

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